i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT
she had a tough time getting out of the block pit
IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.
YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN
WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Is it bad that I actually want to go into one of these just to see how it feels?
ALRIGHT LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING ABOUT THE BLOCK PITS
THERE IS A ROPE THAT YOU SWING OFF TO DIVE INTO THIS THING BUT FUCK THE ROPE BECAUSE THAT SHIT ONLY DUMPS YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PIT WHICH IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. WHEN YOU’RE A LITTLE KID THIS WAS TERRIFYING BECAUSE THAT SHIT WAS DEEP TO AN ADULT, WHEN YOU’RE FOUR FEET TALL FALLING INTO THIS THING IS ESSENTIALLY GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PITS OF HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO FLOOR YOU JUST SINK UNTIL YOU FALL OUT THE OTHER END INTO HELL OR THE VOID OR MIDDLE EARTH, NO ONE KNOWS BECAUSE NO ONE SURVIVES. THIS IS WHERE THEY SENT YOU AS ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT IN GYMNASTICS. LITTLE SALLY JUST PUSHED SAMMY OFF A BAR YOU SAY? LITTLE SALLY HAS TO GO SIT IN THE BLOCK PIT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE DID ON HER WAY DOWN.